Ah, reality TV—a genre meant to give us the unfiltered, raw truth of people’s lives. Except, apparently, when it comes to Egypt’s version, where it’s less about reality and more about how far you can flaunt your privilege.

The latest example is a new show claiming to offer an “authentic” look into a social media influencer’s life.

Spoiler alert: It’s as real as a 3-EGP knockoff perfume.

Family Values—Or Lack Thereof

Let’s start with the absolute spectacle of how some people on these shows treat their own parents. The public berating of the father figure isn’t funny—it’s downright disrespectful.

It’s almost as if wealth grants immunity from decency. Remember the TikToker who got jailed for hinting at her father? Apparently, that law doesn’t apply when you’re wealthy enough to stage family feuds for clout.

It’s amazing what a little cash and a big name can buy: not only a prime TV slot but also a pass to air dirty laundry and call it “content.”

Reality or Bad Scriptwriting?

Let’s get one thing straight: if you’re going to market your show as “reality,” maybe try not to make it look like a poorly rehearsed play.

Surprise run-ins with exes? Sure, except when everyone’s conveniently mic’d up, and the camera angles are all set perfectly.

Who knew spontaneity required such a precise camera setup and audio equipment? If the show’s producers think we’re buying this staged nonsense, they need a lesson in subtlety.

Egypt’s audience might be forgiving, but they aren’t gullible.

Tone-Deaf, Literally

Now, onto the crème de la crème of tone-deaf moments. We’re living in a country where people are battling real financial hardships, and the region is facing one of its most challenging humanitarian crises.

Yet here we are, watching someone throw a tantrum over the color of a multi-million dollar car. Yes, because what could be more relatable than debating the shades of your luxury vehicle while people struggle to put food on the table?

And it doesn’t stop there. In a particularly cringe-worthy moment, the star of the show threw her iPhone against a wall in a fit of rage upon discovering that a couple of her friends wouldn’t be appearing on the show.

Nothing says “I understand struggle” like smashing your expensive phone over social drama. Honestly, it’s impressive—the levels of privilege on display are almost as outrageous as the disconnect from reality.

The Problem with Victimhood and Privilege

Here’s a tip: if you’re lucky enough to enjoy the kind of lifestyle where minor inconveniences are your biggest problems, don’t pretend to be a victim.

The show tries to sell sob stories over the smallest hiccups in this charmed life, and it’s not just tone-deaf—it’s insulting. When you decide to publicize your life, at least acknowledge that your version of “hardship” isn’t exactly a national crisis.

Check your privilege at the door, or better yet, turn it into a charity donation—now that would be a show worth watching.

At the end of the day, if this is what reality TV has come to, then maybe it’s time for a hard reset.

This show could have been an opportunity to explore real issues, create meaningful conversations, or even entertain with some authenticity.

Instead, it’s a glorified stage where wealth and privilege mask the truth. Maybe the real drama is that audiences are still expected to believe any of this is genuine.